Written by:Whitney Avalon
Once upon a time in a far away land there was a princess rap battle
Cinderella versus belle
Let the rap battle begin
Another princess in my shadow come to covet my crown
You clowns wanna throw down with the best in a gown
I'm the legendary story of rags to riches
Rhymes sharper than a needle and I'm giving out stitches ha
Like a wilting rose you can't step to my flows
These girls are trapping did they cut off their toes
I deserve all the praise for the foot fetish craze
I've got titty bitty kicks but legs for days
Let's look at your mentality fraud loves your abnormality
The Stockholm syndrome story beauty and the bestiality
Of course you're bitter I'm the number one star
Pumpkin carriage perfect marriage no one cares who you are
What's my name Belle what's it mean beauty
I'm the perfect combination of brains and booty
While I'm gaining knowledge you're losing your pumps
Like Mrs Potts I'm serving shots and dishing out lumps
Cindy's dreaming she's important well somebody should wake her
This gold digging trophy wife's the royal baby maker
Fear the nerdy wordy princess cause I'm throwing more shade
Than the willow tree growing on your dead mother's grave
Your tale as old as time sets us back fifty years
Do your chores clean the floors 'til a man just appears
You're shallow and obsessed with looks and how you're dressed
You wanna live like Aston hmm please be our guest
Oh I'm the one who's shallow cause your prince was really hairy
The beast was in the friend zone 'til he gave you his library
Your points have no merit you're jealous declare it
Like I've always said if the shoe fits wear it
I'm the American dream with a fairy tale wedding
You've got teapots for friends and I think your man's shedding
Some things are meant to be like love at first sight
Bidding bob d boo yah he was mine before midnight
A relationship rookie wants to rap about romance
You can't fall in love after just one dance
My prince saved my life and don't be misled
I want a man in the street but a beast in the bed
Your film stars mice and cats with an old fat fairy
Your silly story's shoehorned into freaking Tom and Jerry
You say you want to party next you run off down the halls
It's like you always choke once you make it to the balls
You think that's funny here's a history lesson honey
My movie saved the studio when Walt was out of money
You followed in my footsteps without me there's no you
Disney built an empire on these tiny glass shoes
If you're so adored where's your academy award
I'm the smart female heroine that can't be ignored
The moral of our quarrel and why I've got you beat
It's what's inside that matters not the size of your feet