PARODY、Obama - Call Me Maybe
I'm watching you in my yard
Making my nipples rock hard
Wish you'd lose the bodyguard
So I could lick your face
I love your black nappy hair
And those suits that you wear
I'm wearing your underwear
That I stole from your place
I'm a total psycho
Spying through a window
I'll kill that michelle hoe
And take over as first lady
Hi nice to meet you
I'm frigging crazy
When I kill your wife
You will marry me
Carly obama will be my new name
I've been your stalker
Since your first campaign
Whoa I don't know you
You're frigging crazy
You look like a dude
Your eyes are lazy
And you need to stop stalking me
Your pale skin and bangs are super creepy
You might not realize it yet
But we'll soon be having sex
Inside the oval office
You're totally insane
Maybe if I wash my car it will
Make your weenier hard
Please stop or I'm gonna barf
You look worse than mccain
Now I'm gonna fall off of
This car's wet hood top
Oh my head hit a rock
Omg it's really bloody
I snuck in your room while you were away
And stole your boxers
They smell good don't they
Get those damn boxers out of my face
Or else I'll gonna call the c I a
No please I love you
Just give me one taste
Take one step closer
And I'll scream out rape
Wait who the hell is
That guy playing the bass
Oh that's osama
My death was a fake
When people fake losing
Their life it makes me look bad
How could you do that
This makes me so so mad
But secretly I've always
Liked your sexy beard and hat
Will you be my man
Will you call me maybe