I'd walk across Kansas in a New York
Minute climb the
Colorado mountains in the fall
Crawl through Arizona like a flatland lizard if
I thought it'd do me any good at all
I could swim Lake Erie with
My hands tied behind me
Eat a West Virginia coal miner's shoes
Drink the Mississippi River if it took
A mouth of Sundays just
To prove my love for you
I remember well the first
Time that I kissed you
Cause the things ain't been
The same ever since
You got me thinkin' I could eat a ten
Penny nail and spit out a barbed wire fence
Now there ain't a livin' creature
Gonna evert come between us
I'd fight lions snakes and gorillas too
And if that ain't enough we'll start all
Over just to prove my love for you
I could ride my pony through the eye of
A hurricane climb
Mount Everest on a string
Jump Niagara Falls in a burnin' barrel
And bring you back a hoop smoke ring
Wrestle alligators in the
Okefenokee there's nothin' I wouldn't do
If you just say the word I'll catch that
Great Speckled Bird and bring it back to you
I remember well the first time that I kissed you
Cause the things ain't been the same ever since
You got me thinkin' I could eat a
Ten penny nail and spit out a barbed wire fence
Now there ain't a livin' creature gonna
Evert come between us
I'd fight lions snakes and gorillas too
And if that ain't enough we'll start all
Over just to prove my love for you
I'd walk across Kansas in a
New York minute climb the
Colorado mountains in the fall
Crawl through Arizona like
A flatland lizard if I thought
It'd do me any good at all
I could swim Lake Erie with
My hands tied behind me
Eat a West Virginia coal miner's shoes
Drink the Mississippi River if it took a month of Sundays
Just to prove my love for you