Sometimes
Something beautiful happens in this world
(Akon!)
You don't know how to express yourself, so
(And Lonely Island!)
You just gotta sing
I just had sex (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me
put my penis inside of her (Her)
I just had se-ay-ee-ex
And I'll never go back
(Never go back)
To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past
Have you ever had sex
I have, it felt great (Yeah)
It felt so good
when I did it with my penis (Yeah)
A girl let me do it
it literally just happened
Having sex
should make a nice man out the meanest
Never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feelin'
it was the best
When I had the sex, man
my penis felt great
And I called my parents right
after I was done
Oh, hey, didn't see you there
guess what I just did
Had sex, undressed
saw her boobies and the rest
(Was sure nice of her
to let you do that thing)
Nice of any girl ever
(Now sing)
I just had sex (Ay)
And it felt so good
(Felt so good)
A woman let me
put my penis inside of her (Her)
I wanna tell the world
To be honest
I'm surprised
she even wanted me to do it
(Doesn't really make sense)
But man, screw it
(I ain't one to argue with a good thing)
She could be my wife
(That good?)
The best thirty seconds of my life
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability
to let me do her
'Cause honestly
I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind
a soft, nice-smellin' girl's better
Plus she let me wear my chain
and my turtleneck sweaters
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us
flop around on top of them
If you're near or far
whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all
for lettin' us *** you
She kept lookin' at her watch
(Doesn't matter, had sex! )
But I cried the whole time
(Doesn't matter, had sex! )
I think she might've been a racist
(Doesn't matter, had sex! )
She put a bag on my head
(Still counts! )
I just had sex (Ay)
And my dreams came true
(Dreams came true)
So if you had sex
in the last thirty minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me
I just had se-e-ex (Everybody sing! )
And it felt so good (We all had sex! )
A woman let me
put my penis inside of her
I just had se-ay-ee-ex (I just had sex)
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past