See I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
What I couldn't do was
Sing
I have trouble with a
Note
It goes all around my
Throat
It's a terrifying
Thing
See I really couldn't hear
Which note was lower or was
Higher
Which is why I disappear if someone says
Let's start a
Choir
Hey when I begin to
Squeak
It's a cross between a
Shreik
And a quiver or a
Moan
It's a little like a
Croak
Or the record player
Broke
What its doesn't have is
Tone
Oh I know you're thinking
What a crazy
Dingaling
But I really couldn't
Sing
I could never really
Sing
What I couldn't do was
Sing
Three blind mice
Three blind mice
It isn't intentional
He's doing his best
Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle bells jingle bells
It really blows my mind
he gets depressed
But what I lack in pitch I sure
Make up in
Power
And all my friends say I am
Perfect for the
Shower
Still
I'm terrific at a
Dance
Guys are comin' in their
Pants
I'm a birdie on the
Wing
But when I begin to
Chirp
They say who's the little
Twerp
Goin' 'pong' instead of
Ping
And when Christmas comes and
All my friends go
Caroling
It is so dishearten
Ning
It is so disquiet
Ting
It is so discourag
Ging
Darling please stop answer
Ring
See I really couldn't
Sing
I could never really
Sing
What I couldn't do was
Do re mi fa sol la ti do
Do ti la sol fa mi re do
La
La
La
La
Sing sing
Sing a sing a sing sing
Sing sing
Sing Sing
Sing
Sing