Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are singing
On TV at SAKS
Honest living honest living
Honest living honest living
Can't you spare a dime or two
Honest living honest living
Honest living honest living
Here but for the grace of God go you
Honest living honest living
Honest living honest living
You'll be merry
I'll be merry
Though merry ain't in my vocabulary
No sleigh bells
No Santa Claus
No yule log
No tinsel
No holly
No hearth
No
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
No room at the Holiday Inn oh no
And it's beginning to snow
Hats Bats Shoes Booze
Mountain bikes Potpourri
Leather bags Girlie mags
Forty fives AZT
No one's buying
Feel like crying
No room at the Holiday Inn oh no
And it's beginning to snow
How about a fur
In perfect shape
Owned by an MBA from uptown
I got a tweed
Broken in by a greedy
Broker who went broke
And then broke down
You don't have to do this
Hush your mouth it's Christmas
I do not deserve you Angel
Give give
Wait
All you do
What's on the floor
Is give
Give me some way
Let's see some more
To show
No no no no
How you've touched me so
Kiss me it's beginning to snow
She said Would you light my candle
And she put on a pout
And she wanted you
To take her out tonight
Right
She got you out
She was more than okay
But I pushed her away
It was bad I got mad
And I had to get her out of my sight
Wait wait wait you said she was sweet
Let's go eat
I'll just get fat
It's the one vice left when you're dead meat
There That's her
Maureen
Mimi
Woah
I should go
Hey it's beginning to snow
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Follow the man follow the man
With his pockets full of the jam
Follow the man follow the man
Help me out Daddy if you can
Got any D man
I'm cool
Got any C man
I'm cool
Got any X
Any smack
Any horse
Any joogie boogie boy
Any blow
Hey
Hey
I just want to say
I'm sorry for the way
Forget it
I blew up
Can I make it up to you
How
Dinner party
That'll do
Hey lover boy cutie pie
You steal my client you die
You didn't miss me you won't miss her
You'll never lack for customers
I'm willin'
I'm illin'
I gotta get my sickness off
Gotta run gotta ride
Gotta gun gotta hide gotta go
And it's beginning to snow
Wish me luck Alison the protest is on
Got any C man
L L Bean Geoffrey Beene
Burberry zip out lining
Got any D man
Honest living
Mark this is Mimi
Hi
She'll be dining with us
Got any B man
Here's a new arrival
That is an ounce
Hats dats bats
Got any crack
That's my coat
Got any X
We give discounts
Got any C man
I think we've met
Let's get a better one
It's a sham
Got any D man
That's what he said
I said it's a gram
But she's a thief
Got any B man
But she brought us together
Which investor's coming
Got any crack
I'll take the leather
Got any X
Your father d**n
Got any C man
Got any D man
Got any B man
Got any X
Crack
I'm willin'
I'm illin'
Gotta get my sickness off
C D help me
Follow the man follow the man
Follow the man
Jugie boogie jugie boogie
Follow the man follow the man
Any crack any X any jugie boogie boy
Any blow any X any jugie boogie boy
Got any D man Got any C man
Got any crack any X any jugie boogie
I'm dreaming of a right Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Jingle bells
Prison cells
Fal la la la la
Fa la la la la
You have the right to remain
Silent night
Holy night
Fall on your knees
Oh night divine
You'll do some time
Fa la la la la
Fa la la la la
Christmas bells are swinging
Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are singing
In my dreams
Next year
Once you donate you can go
Celebrate in Tuckahoe
You'll feel cherry
I'll feel cheery
Tho' I don't really know that theory
No bathrobe
No steuben glass
No cappuccino maker
No pearls
No diamonds
No chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
No room at the Holiday Inn oh no
Twenty five
Fifteen
Twenty five
Fifteen
Twenty five
Fifteen
No way twenty four
Fifteen
Twenty four
Fifteen
Twenty four
Fifteen
Not today twenty three
Fifteen
Twenty three
Fifteen
Twenty three
Fifteen it's old
Twenty two
Fifteen
Twenty two
Fifteen
Seventeen
Fifteen
Fifteen
Sold
Give give
All you do
Is give
Give me some way
To show
How you've touched me so
Let's go
To the lot
Maureen's performing
Who's Maureen
His ex
But I am
Over her
Let's not
Hold hands yet
Is that a warning
I just need
You just need
He just needs
To take it slow
I should tell you I should tell you
I should tell you I should tell you
I should tell you I
And it's beginning to
And it's beginning to
And it's beginning to
Joanne which way to the stage
Snow