T Baggin' (Skit) - Ludacris (卢达·克里斯)
Hello Thank you for calling Disturbing Tha Peace
To help expodate your call please listen carefully to the following options
If you're calling to solicit a demo tape press 1
If you're calling regarding a job press 2
If you're calling to borrow money press 3
If you're calling to find the nearest w**d spot in your area press 4
If you're out of alcohol on Sunday press 5
If you need a ho for the evening press 6
If you woke up with a hangover
And a pair of hairy balls on your forehead press 7
You've just pressed 7
You've been victimized and introduced to a moral crime known as t baggin'
We suggest you probably hang up the phone
Beat the a** of any white guys you hung out with
Last night and find and destroy all photos before they appear on the Internet
Thank you for calling
Good luck
Goodbye