Put my Chevy in the ditch
couple grand to get it fixed
Bank account runnin' dry
boss ain't got no overtime
Friday rolls around
gotta get this party to town
Got nothin' to drive
but just outside I hear my ride
Gonna ride that donkey donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky funky
Gonna ride that donkey donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky funky
George Jones took a John Deere tractor
hope my donkey gets there faster
When I pull up in no pickup truck
jocks break out in laughter
But the ladies think it's cool
I kick it with a mule
I fill their gl*** they tip them back
They dig the way I ride that
*** and I do
you would if you could too
They all walk funny when they're done
riding you know who
Gonna ride that donkey donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky funky
Gonna ride that donkey donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky funky
All the ladies like to ride
oh the ladies like to ride
Oh the ladies like to ride
the ladies like my D-O-N-K-E-Y
Well they say that's it last call
no I don't sweat it y'all
Got a bottle in the saddle
a six pack in the stall
So baby
what you say
we giddy up to my place
We hit the barn
ain't no harm
rollin' in the hay hey
Gonna ride that donkey donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky funky
Gonna ride that donkey donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky funky
Gonna ride gonna ride
Gonna ride that donkey
Gonna ride gonna ride
Gonna ride that donkey
Gonna ride that donkey donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky funky
Gonna ride that donkey donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky funky
Gonna ride that donkey donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky funky