M: My girl's been a real wh**e
Spending her time with Theodore
Now Teddy he's my best friend
But with friends like these
who needs enemies
My mother she told me
You're being silly talking talking crazy
Don't tell me what my problem is
Just tell me what she's doing at his
Apartment at midnight
I didn't get an invite
Tonight on my birthday
that ain't half right
My best boy Teddy
that skeezer how could he
God damn it girl
just love me already
Can't you love love
love me already
Love love love me already baby
To love love love me already
Love love love me already baby
My father he told me
Biting or begging
love hurts your knees
You can't treat women like hotels
Why should she love you
she knows you so well
Now I'm at a pay phone
Humming so slow to her busy tones
Now I knock on Ted's door
Keeping time with my heartbeat
F: He knocks on Ted's door
Keeping time with his heartbeat
M: Now I knock on Ted's door
Keeping time with my heartbeat
The whore lets me in
and it looks like a party
F: Surprise surprise
it's your party baby
I know you hate secrets
but try not to hate me
Teddy and I
we kept it all on the sly
So baby don't cry
and please won't you try
So love me already
love me already
So baby don't cry
and please won't you try
So baby don't cry
and please won't you try
M: To love love love me already
Love love love me already baby
Love love love me already
Love love love me already baby
To love love love me already
Love love love me already baby
Yeah to love love love me already
Love love love me already baby
Ready baby
Ready baby
Ready baby
Oh oh oh uh oh oh