Princess Rap Battle
Rapunzel and Flynn Versus Anna and Kristoff
Let the rap battle begin
My hair's so soft
But I ball so hard
That my bed head brings all the boys to the yard
I was the caged bird singing
Busting back on the scene
This little lost princess is the long-locked queen of Rapunzel
Right in my name
Coming back for my crown with my magical mane
I'm a chef guitarist painter potter scholar singer dancer
Knock me but like Elsa's door
You haven't got an answer
Your snowflake's not unique and you're past your peak
Even the silver in your hair is a losing streak
I can't beileve how dumb you are
Hans took you for a sucker
I'll say it twice,you stink on ice
Did I mumble motherfucker?
I'm not Ann-a I'm An-na
I go ham when I wanna
You can't handle the drama
Slam a damn prima donna
A once upon a timer
I know better than momma
Frozen fever so hot
I hafta chill in a sauna
Blondie's only got three books and a mother that betrays her and it doesn't even phase her
That she raised her with no razor
Sunflower in a tower
Tricked by her kidnapper
Me? I woulda capped her and fricking witch slapped her
You're not the brightest lantern and your mug is just fugly
The word on the street is that your duckling ain't snuggly
Agoraphobic bore and I don't know what's sadder
That you've never worn shoes or that you're just a rope ladder
I'm kinda like this oaf
But I'm dashing smart and beauteous
He's a bigger horse's ass
Than Maximus's gluteus
My dream came true
The girl the castle the money
I'm the wanted man she wanted man
The future looks sunny
This dapper rogue rapper's now a royal insider
And since we got hitched we are both Flynn riders
You think you're hot shit
Well, your sisiter was colder
I'll melt the ice in your heart
When I heat up I smolder
You're a fraud Engene
I'll pop your head like a twist off
This robber's getting clobbered when Kristoff gets pissed off
My reindeer sven is so damn frosty
Santa's like
Damn! That's a cold-ass donkey
I love Anna not her title
I would never two-time her
You're a terrible rhymer
A tower and social climber
You're a colossal debacle
Even Olaf knows you're awful
You're as crooked as your nose
I should dust you like Gothel
Can I end this business
Hells yes I can
With the business end of my flying pan
Tied up and dangled
Strung up and strangled
You'll have a brush with death
When you're messing with Tangled
So hungry for a busband once you left your isolation
Ww saw you getting Hans-y at your sister's coronation
Snap engaged to a villain before you cuddled up with Thor
Looks like any dube'll do when your love's an open door
This Arendelle airhead has a brain full of holes
From when her mind got wiped by those ridiculous trolls
Of course you Norses fight but in the end you always lose
Your odds are sinking faster than your parents on a cruise
You've got an avalanche of dandruff
And lice by the millon
You need a lake of shampoom and a full body Brazilian
While we're on the subject and I don't mean to push
But does your carpey match your drapes
That's like an eighty pound bush
I'm the elf fixer-upper lover who's as strong as an ox
I go hard all night long
Cause my family rocks
By the Northern lights
I keep her warm at night and I'm moving more ice than Walter White
Can I say something crazy
Check how it affects ya
Your hair is a let down and no one respects ya
So get back in your prision atop that tall architecture
Won't be coming back for seconds
Because Anna wrecks ya