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Princess Rap Battle
Mrs.Claus versus Mary Poppins
When there's a looming battle to be faced and fought
The lesson is get right to it
Practically perfect people prefer to be polite
But sometimes you just have to say “Screw it”
You never get applause
You're the dependent Claus
You're known for wrapping toys
But my rapping skill destroys
I'm money in the banks
So show some respect
If you tear me up like paper then I'll resurrect
And I suspect you should check
Your cholesterol twice
Hey fat cat How are you at catching mice
You're like a piecrust
So easily smashed
I'll feed the birds what's left of you
Once you've been trashed
I hear it's been years since the North Pole got rigid
Today's forecast says
You're entirely frigid
Don't go there honey
The word around town
Is just a spoonful of sugar gets you to go down
The parrot on your parasol does nothing but pretest
You're a stuck-up servant
Ho ho horribly dressed
The biggest charity since ever
We help the masses
With you a couple kids
Get splinters in their asses
Cheeky
Your rhtmes are weak
You're a low-stakes player
Come at me freak
I'll one-horse open slay ya
I'm behind the scenes
But that doesn't mean I'm dumb
I run the workshop keep the books and advise my sugar plum
I'm a baker all about these rolls
A big broad bruiser
Even your reflection thinks you're a loser
I find this a bore let's double it up
Oh bring it on sisiter
We wiil mess your shit up
Bert
Santa
Mary
Mrs.
Extemporized before your very eyes
Love to laugh at jolly guys I despise
I likes what I raps and I raps what I likes
Cause damn right Van Dyke rocks these mics
You're an icon of greed
That's perverted the season
You give coal to bad kids
Mary teaches 'em reason
She's super classy swagolistic extremel ferocious
Super classy swagolistic extremel ferocious
I could do this whole verse backwards but I truly feel
I'm through wasting my time
Because you're not even real
Fool,I'm real and I'm spectacular
This dick can't stick to an accent or vernacular
Your ugly carpet bag might impress a dunce
But my sack holds billions of presents at once
The whole world counts down to December twenty-fourth
Winter is coming
I'm the King in the North
Drinking one Coke a year has made us rich
My list's never wrong
It say you're a bitch
Please don't act like you'resome kind of saint Nick
Always spying on minors
That's jailbait prick
This boring British wench needs a long winter's nap
You've been a nanughty girl
Shut up and sit on my lap
That's quite enough of that
The winds have changed here
Let's see how well you fly
Without your reindeer
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