Mid Life Crisis (中年危机) - Buddy Goode
Written by:Buddy Goode
Producer:Buddy Goode
I gotta brand new girlfriend
Her name is Jane
She's never heard of
A fax machine
'Cause I'm going through a midlife crisis
Where the girlfriend just had a diapers
When I leave her with the kids
Who knows to babysits
I going through a midlife crisis
I brought a brand new sports car
Got the first tattoo
Now I look just like an old guy
With the new car and tattoo
'Cause I'm going through a midlife crisis
I'm listenin' to Miley Cyrus
I used to wipe a lip chick
Now I act more like a d**k
I'm going through a midlife crisis
I suppose Mr Converse
Looks who Calvin Klein
I'm drinking cocks second cow boys instead of wine
I'm getting buttocks every second day
Never been so happy can't you see it on my face
Now who we get more
A look whole lot younger
I've grow a ponytail
I carry a man bag that's a hand bag for a male
'Cause I'm going through a midlife crisis
My ex wife hates me more than Isis
We produce a fancy train on chauffeur yellow stand and free
I'm going through a midlife crisis
Since away asking make to reverse my vasectomy
I'm going through a midlife crisis