作词: Andrew Lloyd Webber/David Zippel
作曲: Andrew Lloyd Webber/ David Zippel
I want to be hot toenail to lash
I'm talking blazingly hot
I mean like volcanic ash
I wanna set men on fire and make them wild with desire
I wanna dress like a queen turn all the other girls green
Please make me a dream, you know the drill
Make me like everyone else only a lot better still
Just like that goddess from Greece
You know who launched all the ships
So when men stare in my eyes
It's like a solar eclipse
I know what you're wishing for
Beauty has a price
It's well worth the squishing, for corsets are a vice
Don't think twice
In a trice you get what you wished for
Buckle up
Don't forget
Beauty isn't cheap
It can cost you all you own and your beauty sleep
But forewarned and adorned
I will grant your wishes
I need a new look to be erased
A lotta flash and some glitz with just a smidgeon of taste
A sexy blonde or brunette someone that I've never met
Let's go for way OTT
I wanna disappear me
I can take care of this
Let me first explain
Get a metamorphosis
Beauty equals pain
Redesigned and refined
You won't recognize you
It all sounds a little extreme
Is this really what you want to look like for
the rest of your life
No
I'll make you beautiful and it's worth the price
It's worth all you'll ever own any sacrifice
So my child
Let's go wild
You shall go with bells on
There is no magic it's not supernatural
You will see beauty is brutal
Cold cremes and pumices
Skin peels astringents
And tight-fitting garments that bind you and pinch you
And make your extremities numb
I do miracles
You want some curves
Let's break a rib or two
If unafraid to chance it
A surgeon with a lancet
Can bring about what you're wishing for
Though results are not guaranteed
I can achieve what you're fishing for
Though you're guaranteed to bleed
Slim her down
Shape her up
Beauty has a cost
We may need to tape her up but not all
With some glue
Staples too
It will do 'til midnight
Let's skip surgery
We haven't time
I tried something less extreme
But come a little nearer and look into the mirror
This, I believe's what you're wishing for
Who's that ravishing
Head-turning girl that I don't recognize
And can it really be that she is really me
Why did I spend so long resisting this
I look so much better
Now put these shoes on
They're made of solid crystal
So don't be surprised if they cut into the skin the teensiest bit
Glittering
Glamorous
God these shoes are tight
He'll be feeling amorous spellbound at first sight
I'm so fine
It's a sign
He'll be mine by midnight
But my pet
Don't forget
Beauty has a price
You will be in agony
Let me be precise
In this frock
By twelve o'clock
You will be in torment
Go ahead
Knock him dead just be home by midnight
Look at me cinderella I'm on fire after all
There's a boy I've set my sight on
Could it be cinderella will be belle of the ball
And I'll gladly dance the night on
Leave a light on
Like I said
Knock 'em dead beauty has a price
Just be home by twelve in bed better yet on ice
In those shoes she will bruise
Best be home by midnight
Best be home by midnight