Hillbilly Stomp

I'm drunk again

Excuse the hiccup

The rednect originator rollin' in my pickup

Truck jacked up with the fourgold shocks

And where I could from

Mud flaps come stock

People kid rock it up and down the block

And the hens all flock to the coup

With the c***

You wanna rock with me baby

Row it down to the swamp

Dock your boat

We'll do the hillbilly stomp

We'll do the hillbilly stomp

I like stuckies truckers and big mesh hats

I like large round women in laundromats

I like to wander jack like a backwoods thug

And watch the moonshine through

The bottom of a jug

Huggin' and kissin' with my vision all blurry

Siftin' through this world of worry

Hurry up with love

Please God Bless

I don't do *** anymore

Orany less

I didn't start this mess on the planet

Stop lookin' at me like a bandit

I've been chillen'

Down at the swamp

With the folks that want

To do the hillbilly stomp

Do it

We'll do the hillbilly stomp

Now people wanna know how

To do this dance

Lift your legs in the air like

You wet your pants

Plant your hands on the top of your butt

And stomp around the woods like

You're all f**ked up

Circle up the trucks

Fire up the brush

Intuck your shirt

We're gonna kick some dust

Don't two plus two it

Or three plus three it

Four by four to a place that's scenic

Heat it up hot like some ham hocks cookin'

And hop to the spot where

The cops ain't lookin'

Bring your whole flock down to the stomp

And we can rock all night doing the hillbilly

Stomp

Do it

We'll do the hillbilly stomp

We'll do the hillbilly stomp