Funkmaster Flex Freestyle

Yeah y'all this Jay-Z cooling out with the Funk Flex

60 Minutes of Funk volume two how we do

Motherf**ker yeah you don't stop

You won't quit Jay-Z drop sh*t like this

Aiyyo my records sell cause I was born to do it

Kick that Willie sh*t well cause I'm really gonna do it

The voice of the hustlers who else gone do it

Most niggaz is locked or in the box with embalming fluid

That's how I get it locked when I come through in the V

You rap niggaz on the radio don't do it for me

Insert the removable face place the CD

Your Prince cause you rap dudes don't make sense

Talk about bitten lines

Ni**a I did ery bit of crime that I writ in mine

Ran so much coke I could sh*t a dime

And this is way back when way before your b******t was signed

Trying to indirectly effect me directly

Careful what you wish for Jigga get raw

Ni**a I'm straight gutta let me remind you

Act like you out of your mind I put your mind out of you

I do anything when I put my mind to it

A whole lot more when I put the nine to it

I flow sh*t blow sh*t smash sh*t tow sh*t

On some sho' sh*t hose it down totally and you knows this man

Keep niggaz in awe with the old sh*t

No sh*t and I don't give a f**k who you go get

I fold sh*t like poker smack em around

On some Joe Schmoe sh*t I back your whole click down what

Frito Lay rappers I slay for play tell me

Who in your circle could f**k around with Jay

No mo' sh*t Cristals get dough sh*t

Shoot my pistals on the reg I'm on some double-fo' sh*t

Bout to drop a jewel and make po-po sick

I only the respect feds beat cops know sh*t

I'm pro slick the dopest ni**a to your brain the comatose sh*t

Cause after all what's my name oh sh*t

Yeah Funk Flex and uh we don't stop

Y'all wanna rhyme like me wanna dime like me

Every Tom Dick and Harry wanna ride my mami

Drink Cristal play diamonds in his wristal

Sell fish scale y'all niggaz love this style

Wannabe players Jay-Z's offic-ial

Been throughout I could tell you what to do and how to do it

Foundation is layed we can take this to the top baby girl

If you're not afraid the world is watching

Most certainly clowns wanna get up in your drawers

Think they hurting me ha hah

I keep you ill and traced out tennis brace style

Cartier watch my diamond face style

Crib on the coast marble floors laced out

Chase you upstairs singing let's play house

Drop a seed in her little life to breathe in her

Wanna boy so to be sure I OD'd in her

His days are laced in Caesar Leguars

All the chicks jealous at the baby showers

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