Basketball (Explicit)

Lyrics by：Adam Sandler

My daughter plays basketball my nine year old

So I go and see her play basketball

And she's a sweetheart of a kid

And every time they put the kid in the game

I get so excited

I take my video camera out

And I f**king video everything she does

And so a couple Sundays ago

I'm videoing my daughter and another dad goes

Hey can you email me that when you're done

And I go

Yeah absolutely dude

And then I'm videoing my kid and then I remembered

Actually when I video my kid

I say a lot of things and

It's always not stuff I want other people to hear

And I'm always like

Okay you got it you little cutie

You've got the ball

You're so good

Look how good you are

You take the ball

Pass it to my kid

Somebody pass it to my kid

I'll get a break your f**king neck

I swear to God

Give that f**king ball to my f**king kid

You all suck out there

And I was like

I better not email that to that man there

So I just emailed him the ghostdick pic thing

The guy was like

What the f**k's with the ruler

I go yeah the ghost was an asshole

F**k that guy I'm with you