Average Guy

Written by：Lou Reed

I ain't no Christian or no born again saint

I ain't no cowboy or Marxist DA

I ain't no criminal or Reverend Cripple from the right

I am just your average guy trying to do what's right

I'm just your average guy

An average guy

I am just your average guy

I'm just an average guy

Average guy I'm just your average guy

I'm average looking and I'm average inside

I'm an average lover and I live in an average place

You wouldn't know me if you met me face to face

I'm just your average guy

Average guy

Average guy

I'm just an average guy

I worry about money and taxes and such

I worry that my liver's big and it hurts to the touch

I worry about my health and bowels

And the crime waves in the street

I'm really just your average guy

Trying to stand on his own two feet

I'm just your average guy

I'm just your average guy

Oh I'm just your average guy

Average guy

Average looks average taste

Average height an average waist

Average in everything I do

My temperature is 98.2

I'm just your average guy

An average guy

Average guy

I'm just an average guy

Average guy

I'm just your average guy

I'm just your average guy

I'm just your average guy

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